For people whose dominant culture rewards a lack of empathy, take at least 2 drops in the eyes.

Potential Side Effects:

• Changes in taste, vision, and smell. For example, a taste for complexity, seeing new options, improved BS detector.

• Changes in appearance including increased sexual attractiveness. May trigger close friends and family to say “you’ve changed” in various tones of voice.

IMPORTANT: Stop taking Empathy Drops and call a trusted friend if you find yourself taking up permanent residence inside of another person’s perspective to the detriment of your own physical and mental health.